Midknight Review -- new and revised: What to do to turn heads

What to do to turn heads - a little advice.

So, I was in the gym trying to rehabilitate my knee after surgery, three weeks ago. In walks this babe. One of the body builders frequenting this gym, turned to his buds and asked,

“Which machine should I be using, right now, to get this babe to notice me.”

There were several suggestions, but the one that made the most sense, was this simple suggestion:

“The ATM might be your best bet.”

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AnonymousNovember 10, 2012 at 1:45 PM
The woman in the picture would look beautiful with normal sized breats, not the big silicone boobs that most republicans tend like. Kind of a commentary that they don't like what is real, and generally reality itself
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CLINTON: You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for, what you care about. That’s why I believe if we are fortunate enough to win back the House and/or the senate, that’s when civility can start again. But until then, the only thing that the Republicans seem to recognize and respect is strength. And you heard how the Republican members led by Mitch McConnell, the president really demeaned the confirmation process.

The Stated Nonsense from the Left now includes these Progressive goals:

July 2, 2008, Obama had this to say: "We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."

MICHELLE OBAMA: "Barack knows that we are going to have to make sacrifices; we are going to have to change our conversation; we're going to have to change our traditions, our history; we're going to have to move into a different place as a nation."

“ . . . . . . they have become a generation of activists possessed with that most American of ideas – that people who love their country can change it.” -- Obama the Radical

On September 30, Van Jones told MSNBC "I think everybody should hold onto your seats. October is going to be the turning point when it comes to the progressive fight back."