Mentally ill on the Left and "Just Plain Stupid" on the Right. What's a man in the middle to do?

The Daily Caller:
Bill Kristol Considering Run For President In 2020  —  Bill Kristol, the former editor-in-chief of The Weekly Standard, is considering challenging President  . . .  Donald Trump in the 2020 Republican primary.  —  Kristol, who is consistently one of the most vocal anti-Trump Republicans … 
 
Editor:  I mean,  if you know anything about party politics,  you know that Bill Kristol does not have any better chance at being President than Maxine Waters.