Romney's nine minute light-hearted speech at the Alfred Smith Charity Dinner, tonight. He roasted himself, a bit and did a classy job on Barack, as well. You'll love it.

“Usually when I get invited to gatherings like this, it’s just to be designated driver,” 

“Of course we’re down to the final months of the president’s term,” Romney said to applause. “You have to wonder what he’s think. So little time, so much to redistribute.”

“I never suggest the press is biased. They have a job to do and I have a job to do,” said Romney. “My job is to lay out a positive vision for the country, and their job is to make sure nobody finds out about it.”

Romney said he spends the debates finding straw men to "mercilessly attack." “Big Bird didn’t even see it coming,” Romney said. “In the spirit of sesame Street, the president’s remarks tonight are brought to you by the letter O and the number $16 trillion.”