Libya: Liberal War 1.0 and the art form of making a list.

Oh my gawd. He is going to kill a bunch of people in one of his own cities. Maybe millions will die. We have to do something!!! . . . .

Ah, I will announce our support for the rebels and call for Gadafi to step down. . . . .

He didn't step down !!!?? Americans are wondering what are we going to do next ??!! . . . .
Don't tell them I have already called for special ops to be sent in. . . . . . .

The Arab League is asking us to help the rebels . . . . now ??! Tell them I had better get UN approval, first. And tell them we cannot help them get rid of Gadafi. . . . Huh ?? Yeah, well, yes, he is criminal. Yes, he has killed hundreds of Americans. Yes, he took power and is illegitimate for that reason, but we best not take him out. . . . .

Look how much we have gotten done in such a brief period of time!!! Let me make a list:

First, I went to the White House, then I called for coffee and a cheese burger. Then I talked to Gates. Then I waited for Hillary to call, but she didn't . Turns out she has been up since three this morning. Then I instructed my subordinates to seek UN approval. Then I ordered our participation and the resulting fly over. And now, just 10 days after our attack and in the middle of the rebels retreat, I have ordered our planes back into the hanger. Wow.

To which we echo: Wow !!! indeed.

Libya: Liberal War 1.0 and the art form of making a list.

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