The Gospel According to John - Elton, that is: Jesus was gay and I am not a pervert !!

John and the candy rapper, Eminem . . .

JESUS was GAY - according to the gospel of SIR ELTON JOHN.

The singer makes his controversial claim about the Lord in a new US interview that will enrage America's bible belt.

Elton, 62, declares as he pours out his heart to a magazine: "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems."

He adds: "Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East - you're as good as dead."

He goes on in the same interview to describe how he and DAVID FURNISH, 47 - now his "husband" - first got together.

The pop veteran tells Parade magazine: "I was attracted to David immediately. He was very well dressed, very shy. The next night we had dinner.

"After it, we fell in love very quickly."

He said of previous lovers: "I'd always choose someone younger. I wanted to smother them with love. I'd take them around the world, try to educate them.

"One after another they got a Cartier watch, a Versace outfit, maybe a sports car.

"They didn't have jobs. They were reliant on me.

"In six months they were bored and hated my guts because I'd taken their lives and self-worth away. I hadn't intended to."

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Ahhh, the Gospel According John - Elton, that is. We are not going to take time to express outrage or argue the point. The stupidity of it all speaks for itself. What struck us in reading the above story line is the near perversion of his personal life. Did he say he gets them while they are young, proves his "love" with the giving of gifts, relishes the fact that they become reliant on him and then moves on in six months or so?

If you think this guy is some kind of theologian, we really have nothing to say that will make a difference.


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