Midknight Review -- new and revised: Joke of the month that has nothing to do with politics.

So, a six year old and his four year brother had a conversation, one night. The oldest said, "I think we should start cussing like Dad."
The youngest responded, "Mom will kill us if we do."
"But she didn't kill off our Dad. Tomorrow morning at breakfast, we will cuss, like Dad," said the oldest.

So, how do we cuss like Dad?

Well, you and I will pick a cuss word and use it at breakfast. You want to be like Dad, don't you?
Yes I guess.
Good. I am going to say "hell." What are you going to say.
The youngest said, "I don't know. I guess I will say 'damn.' "

Next morning:
Mom comes into the kitchen , all happy and everything. What do my precious babies want for breakfast?
The oldest said, Hell, I think I will have some Cheerios
Mom hauled off and slapped him right out of chair and over against the wall. She turned to the youngest, and, with eyes flashing, she said, "And what do you want?!!."
The youngest immediately said, "Well hell, I definitely don't want any of those damn Cheerios."

The Stated Nonsense from the Left now includes these Progressive goals:

July 2, 2008, Obama had this to say: "We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."

MICHELLE OBAMA: "Barack knows that we are going to have to make sacrifices; we are going to have to change our conversation; we're going to have to change our traditions, our history; we're going to have to move into a different place as a nation."

“ . . . . . . they have become a generation of activists possessed with that most American of ideas – that people who love their country can change it.” -- Obama the Radical

On September 30, Van Jones told MSNBC "I think everybody should hold onto your seats. October is going to be the turning point when it comes to the progressive fight back."